“‘You’re still a rockstar’ I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb in bed at 9:45.”
“People be like ‘I’m engaged!’ ‘I’m getting married!’ and I’m like ‘Damn, I’m turning 30!'”
“Turning 30 like: I can feel myself rotting.”
“Too old for Snapchat. Too young for Life Alert.”
“Everyone you meet always ask if you have a career, are married or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks if you are happy.”
“The dating pool in your 30’s”
“I have an important birthday coming up and this is what I have to keep reminding myself: I’m not like a regular 30 year-old. I’m a cool 30 year-old!”
“People having babies…and I’m like…what country am I going to next?”
“I think I like who I am becoming.”
“Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen year old asking, ‘what happened?'”
