“Welcome to your 30’s, where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days.”
“Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn’t even fathom. Happy 30th.”
“Welcome to your 30’s: where all your friends have babies, body parts hurt for no reason and being asleep by 9 p.m. is the regular routine, even on weekends.”
“I’m not 30. It’s my 1st anniversary of my 29th bithday.”
“Hey girl, happy 30th birthday! You just keep getting more amazing.”
“I can’t keep calm. It’s my 30th birthday!”
“Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.”
“The only time you really live fully is from 30 to 60. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.” — Hervey Allen
“I’m 30 but I still feel like I’m 20…until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then I’m like no, never mind, I’m 30.”
“Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.” — C.S. Lewis
