You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. – Melanie Clark
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan! – Leopold Fetchner
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. – Anonymous
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. – Sarah Bernhardt
If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. – Chelsea Peretti
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. –David Sedaris
7. Short Romantic Quotes
Love waits for the right moment. My right moment is with you. ~ K. Brevard
You take my breathe away. I love you. ~ Anonymous