“Mother’s love is peace. It need not be acquired, it not be deserved.” ~ Eric Fromm
“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” ~ Sam Levenson
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
“I will like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.” ~ Unknown
“My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.” ~ Unknown
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” ~ Buddy Hackett
“Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin
“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” ~ Lionel Kauffman
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” ~ Mark Twain
“Nothing is really lost until your Mom can’t find it.” ~ Unknown
