“6. Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it “selective participation”

“7. Feeling so tired that I think I might have that Chinese disease called Dragon Ass.”

“8. Isn’t it funny how red, white & blue represent freedom…. Until they’re flashing behind you.”

“9. A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… well… that’s a sign of good taste..”

“10. My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity… I said nope, we all seem to enjoy it!!”
