“26. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.”
“27. Oh, you got 35 facebook comments on your birthday? You must be extremely popular”
“28. You know you are getting old when…The cake is not large enough to hold the candles a happy birthday!”
“29. I’m pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishest.”
“30. I only drink on two occasions when it’s my birthday and when it’s not”
