With age comes the skill of “multi-tasking”. Now you can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart, and pee all at the same time!
Happy Birthday!
Don’t be upset about your birthday. Just think, you’re one year closer to getting the senior citizen discount!
Getting older has some benefits. Call it a “senior moment” and you can get away with pretty much anything!
Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise. Happy Birthday!
Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the “wonder years”! Wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
