You’re the barometer of my inability to keep things organized.
Enjoy it.
I can’t help it if I’m a great wordsmith.
You’re testing my theory, aren’t you?
You should honestly applaud my conservation efforts.
That’s for other people to worry about.
Just give to me like a GPS.
Where are they going to put their pringles?!
Bibbi bobbity balling.
I’m bothered.