
You’re the barometer of my inability to keep things organized.

Enjoy it.

I can’t help it if I’m a great wordsmith.

You’re testing my theory, aren’t you?

You should honestly applaud my conservation efforts.

That’s for other people to worry about.

Just give to me like a GPS.

Where are they going to put their pringles?!

Bibbi bobbity balling.

I’m bothered.