“81. If i wanted to listen to an hole, I would fart…”
“82. 10 things i know about you:
1) You are reading this
2) You are human
3) You can’t say the letter “p” without separating your lips
4) You just tried to do it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a number 5
9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot (but everyone else does it too, if that makes you feel any better)
10) You are going to repin this to see who else falls for it”
“83. Crafty creations happy birthday”
“84. Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.”
“85. Inhall exhale”
“86. Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you may need medicine”
