“61. Dear god i want to take a minute not to ask for anything, but simply to say thank you for all i have.”
“62. The most romantic love story isn’t romeo and juliet who died together but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.”
“63. I don’t understand why people have to ‘get ready’ for bed… I’m always ready for bed!”
“64. Police: *knock knock” Me: Who is it? Police: Police! Me: wat do u want? Police: to talk Me: How many r u? Police:2 Me: Talk to each other”
“65. Why do some couples make their status “single” everytime they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when i get in fight with my parents.”
“66. Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, im tired of solving them for you.”
“67. The police pulled me over and asked me ‘you know how fast you were going?’ I said obviously not fast enough because you caught me.”
“68. I smile and act like nothing’s wrong. It’s called dealing with life and staying strong.”
“69. Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome not perfect.”
“70. Why test on animals when we have prisons full of pedophiles?”
