“31. Because i am an awesome parent, i’m currently helping my kids search for their chocolate that i ate last night.”
“32. Alright… Who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?”
“33. Life isn’t always a bed of roses. You do have to keep an eye out for the pricks!”
“34. Fact: Haters don’t really hate you. They hate themselves, because you are a reflection of what they wish to be.”
“35. When you have a hammer in your hand, everything around you starts looking like a nail.”
“36. Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.”
“37. My mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her.”
“38. I’m so bored of being bored. Because being bored is really boring.”
“39. There’s only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, i don’t want two of you around.”
“40. The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have dried the most tears and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.”
