“I like you as a friend.”
“I am many things; but a babysitter for a full grown a** man is not one of them.”
“Sorry boys, but I already have my eyes on a guy that isn’t interested.”
“I know what I bring to the table … So trust me when I say that I’m not afraid to eat alone.”
“People keep telling me that the right person will come along … Honestly, I think mine got hit by a truck.”
“You’re going to end up divorced because you settle for less.”
“I want a bf and by bf I mean Benjamin Franklin as in a hunnit dolla bill boy bye.”
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?”
“I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half.”
“Superwoman: single. Batwoman: single. Wonderwoman: single. I get it now … I’m single because I’m a superhero.”
