“There’s no ‘we’ in ‘fries’.”
“Just saved tons of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.”
“Today may be Single’s Awareness Day, but chin up. Tomorrow is half-price candy day!”
“I know being single on Valentine’s Day can suck. But it’s SO much better than dating some idiot.”
“Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day!”
“Love is in the air.” Gross.
“I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my ex…box 360.”
“Relationships are like Yard Sales; They look good from a distance, but up close it’s just a bunch of sh– you don’t need.”
“I’m going to be celebrating Valentine’s Day Han’s style … solo.”
