50+ Funny Quotes And Sayings You’re Going to Love


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“61. Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.”

“62. My kids call it “yelling” when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.”

“63. Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.”

“64. I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

“65. I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.”

“66. I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination”

“67. There’s a story behind every person. There’s a reason why they’re the way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.”

“68. My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.”

“69. I am strong because I’ve been weak I am fearless because I’ve been afraid I am wise because I’ve been foolish.”

“70. Stay single until someone actually compliments your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.”


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