50+ Funny Quotes And Sayings You’re Going to Love


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“51. If someone sticks by your side through your worst times, they’re the ones who deserve to be with you through your best times.”

“52. The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

“53. Happiness is not a goal…it’s a by – product of a life well lived.”

“54. The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.”

“55. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah me neither.”

“56. I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener”

“57. I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.”

“58. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions chocolate understands”

“59. Show respect even to people who don’t deserve it; not as a reflection of their character, but as a reflection of yours”


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