50+ Funny Quotes And Sayings You’re Going to Love


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“31. You gained attention but lost respect.”

“32. Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.”

“33. Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it.”

“34. Might wake up early and go for a run. Might also win the lottery, the odds are about the same.”

“35. To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.”

“36. I hate mosquitoes… I mean, I know I’m delicious but damn.”

“37. Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.”

“38. Smile………… it will either warm their heart or piss them off… either way you win!”

“39. A person that truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.”

“40. Finding friends with the same mental disorder priceless!”


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