81. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google maps”
82. I guess those enlargement pills are working because you’re twice the dick you were yesterday.”
83. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.”
84. Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat and you are unaware of what year you’re in.”
85. Short funny words “Help held helo”
86. I don’t always pay attention but when I do, I still don’t know what the fuck you said”
87. Lost your pen = no pen No pen = no notes No notes = no study no study = fail fail = no diploma no diploma = no work no work = no money no money = no food no food = you get skinny skinny = then you get ugly ugly = no lover no lover – no marriage no marriage = no children no children = alone alone = depression depression = sickness sickness = death lesson: Don’t lose your pen.”
88. Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.”
89. If he is willing to give you the moon and stars you should be willing to sacrifice Uranus”
90. You, sir, are the human version of period cramps”
