61. You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, the school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria.”
62. This teacher helped save her student’s life by donating her kidney: abc7ne.ws/1UkKYAp my teacher marks me absent when I’m in class”
63. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because that asshole is finally someone else’s problem!”
64. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma screw you.”
65. Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry I am still working on it”
66. Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.”
67. Girls with curly hair I wish I had straight hair girls with straight hair I wish I had curly hair boys: I just want hair on my head”
68. Of course, I’m an organ donor. Who wouldn’t want a piece of this?”
69. I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things & get really excited”
70. Me trying to listen to my own advice”
