31. A doctor and engineer loved the same girl doctor used to give her a rose daily engineer used to give the girl an apple girl got confused asked there is a meaning of giving a rose. Why are you giving apple? Because #An apple a day keeps the doctor away”
32. What if I told you it doesn’t matter who is first in line”
33. If only it really worked like that…”
34. Hello again, Tommy dying are wet an epi-pen won’t save you this time… though I did bring peanuts oh my god, he’s drowning! Are you alright? Uh-huh, I’m good glad you’re okay! Dammit, Tommy!”
35. 10 of the funniest yearbook quotes by twins”
36. My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.”
37. I had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something I just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado”
38. Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And if they do why don’t you let them?”
39. Hide & Seek!!! A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath he asked, #Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two military police officer ran up and asked, #Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The run replied #He went that way.” After the military police officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you enough sister. You see, I don’t want to go to war to Iraq. The run said #I understand completely.” The soldier added, #I hope I’m not rude, but”
40. Funny Quotes And Sayings
