“1. “When you are a giraffe and you receive criticism from turtles, they are reporting the view from the level they are on.””
“2. “If you can’t fly , then run, if you can’t run. then walk if you can’t walk. then cro but whatever you do you have to keep moving.”
“3. The funny thing about a strong woman is that she doesn’t need you-she wants you and if you start slacking she’ll be content without you”
“4. NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PETER PAN DIDN’T WANT TO GROW UP.”
“5. No one is going to stand up at your funeral and say ‘She had a really expensive couch and great shoes’ Don’t make life about stuff”
“6. I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them.”
“7. I’M ACTUALLY NOT FUNNY I’M JUST MEAN AND PEOPLE THINK I’M JOKING”
