“8. Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.”
“9. I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!”
“10. BAD DECISIONS MAKE GOOD STORIES”
“11. I’m Trying To See Things From Your Point of view But I can’t Stick My head That Far Up My Ass”
“12. Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.”
“13. I try to take life one day at a time…but lately several days have attacked me at once.”
“14. Don’t just assume that when I’m angry, I’m on my period. Otherwise when you’re sleeping I’ll just “assume” you’re dead and bury you in my backyard.”
