“1. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
“2. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets”
“3. I really do try to see the best in people. But seriously.. Some of you fuckers are making it so damn hard.”
“4. People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.”
“5. “Exes- proof that one person’s trash is another person’s treasure.””
“6. I wish I could sleep but my ADD kicks in and… one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old McDonald had a farm… hey Macarena”
“7. From this point on, im going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad, some should be scared.”
