“71. I go to sleep so late and wake up so early that I almost cross myself in the hallway.”
“72. When you have a good heart; you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much and it seems like you’re the one who gets hurt the most.”
“73. HOME: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.”
“74. In my family, if you’re normal then you’re adopted ? LOL.”
“75. Never forget three types of people in your life: 1. who helped you in difficult times 2. Who left you in difficult times 3. Who put you in difficult times?”
Minions Quotes And Hilarious Sayings
“76. That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you’re about to die.”
“77. I’m alive! That’s about as much as you can expect from me today.”
“78. I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.”
“79. Life is like a toilet paper you’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole.”
“80. We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today. We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.”
