“51. I’m a secondhand vegetarian cow eat grass, I eat cows.”
“52. My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I know, right?.”
“53. Beautiful Woman… She can deal with stress and carry heavy burdens. She smiles when she feels like screaming, and she sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she’s happy and laughs when she’s afraid. Her love is unconditional. There’s only one thing wrong with her. She forgets what she’s worth! Send this to every beautiful woman you know. Remind her that she’s unique.”
“54. I will ignore you so hard… You will start to doubt your own existence.”
“55. Life is not a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos: what you do today can burn your ass tomorrow.”
“56. I should be ashamed of myself. Let’s be clear. I’m not, but I should be.”
“57. I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy & innocent… Oh, for heaven’s sake, stop laughing.”
“58. CAUTION you might get addicted to me.”
“59. ‘Dammit I’m mad’ is ‘Dammit I’m mad’ spelled backwards.”
“60. Good Picture With Me.”
