“21. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.”
“22. It hurts when someone you love says mean things like “It’s time to wake up”.”
“23. Don’t mess with me: I know karate, judo, Tai Kwon do jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.”
“24. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
“25. Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.”
“26. Lead me not into temptation… oh hell. Just follow me, I know a shortcut.”
“27. ANGER is that feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”
“28. My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn’t call my cell, they yelled my name. I played outside not online. If I didn’t eat what mom cooked, I didn’t eat.”
“29. I’m a little smart ass, fat and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up I will shout, piss me off and I’ll knock you out.”
“30. Whoever said technology will replace paper… has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad.”
