“11. What to do when you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.”
“12. How fast can you guess these words? 1. BOO_S 2.__NDOM 3.F__K 4.P_N_S 5.PU_S_ 6.S_X Answers: 1.Book 2.random 3.fork 4.pants 5.pulse 6.six you got all 6 wrong. Didn’t you? You dirty minded freak.”
“13. Being single doesn’t mean no one wants you. It means God is still busy writing your love story.”
“14. I woke up this morning, I raised my arms, and spit! I bent my knees, and spit! I turned my neck, and spit! so, I have come to the following conclusion: the older we are the more we are cute.”
“15. Look, officer, I’m not being a smartass all I’m saying is, if you caught me then you were speeding too.”
“16. The best things about the good old days were that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old.”
“17. This was a terrible day. First, my ex-got hit by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver.”
“18. I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people. “Alright, how to get in the basket”.”
“19. Two blondes fell down a hole. One said: “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” the other replied: “I don’t know, I can’t see”.”
“20. I’m not fat I’m just easy to see.”
