“51. I can’t be held responsible for what my face does when you talk”
“52. Sometimes holding on does more damage than letting go”
“53. Somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying”
“54. Take me to the fridge, tiny human”
“55. And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river”
“56. Put my son to sleep in his new oneside, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.”
“57. This cat looks like a cartoon cat that would have a fish skeleton in his mouth.”
“58. What are you carrying? Many gifts for everyone I only carry one. But it is enough for everyone”
“59. *doorbell rings while I’m home alone* me:”
“60. Don’t worry I’m koalafied to drive”
