“31. She was lovely and charming almost a saint. She told me she enjoyed laughter and dancing oper, jazz and getting very very very high”
“32. Seal of approval”
“33. So my chemistry has an Asian grading scale A- Average B- Below Average C- Can’t eat dinner D- Don’t come home F- Find a new family.”
“34. I found this in a Michoels Craft store help me wife wont leave”
“35. Behold the unholy chemistry project are you cosplaying Natasha Romanove behind it? No, I look like that all the time are you Natasha Romanova? I’ve been compromised”
“36. You won’t see this picture in the US media. Nechama Rivlin, president Rivlin’s wife, welcomed the first lady Melania Trump at the door. As they were about to walk inside, Nechama whispered to Melania that she will do her best to catch up with the walking pace, but she might be a bit slower because of her medical condition which requires her to use an oxygen tank. Melania took her hand, looked at her and said: “We’ll walk at any pace you choose”. And so they walked, slowly, gracefully and proudly, hand in hand.”
“37. Me and my best friend the void”
“38. When you finish giving an absolutely horrible presentation”
“39. Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion neutral as in without an ion everyone needs to see this post I’m not sorry”
“40. In some countries, it’s not illegal to escape prison providing no other laws are broken, as it’s human nature to want to escape.”
