“21. The last selfie”
“22. We honestly don’t really know what these are. They make a funny noise and are good for killing I minutes, but other than that we’re at a loss. We didn’t even order them. We receive a package of them every other month with no return address we contacted the postal service and they have no record of these packages even eing shipped. Please buy them. We want them gone. We don’t know what’s going on. We have thousands of them. Help.”
“23. How to tell if your cat is fully charged. Yep.”
“24. This is how paper beats rock”
“25. Our local weatherman’s costume today”
Hilarious Sayings
“26. I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s snenanigans. Makes the scene 100000 times better omrg you can even see oriando giancing at the people behind the camera as it asking what is going on Johnny depp is my spirit animal”
“27. Im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song Ive been testing it and laughing my ass off for an hour”
“28. Infinity panel be like chris! Sup? UHM..The muscular one. Oops. That’s me. No that’s me. Fine! The one playing peter. Yeah? Oh dang it! not you tom. What did I do”
“29. Hello darkness, my old friend I ain’t your friend oh… I ain’t your friend either”
“30. How to Slice from Apple.”
