I like long romantic walks down every aisle at target.
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You know how people say, “you can’t live without love”? Well, oxygen is even more important.
Dr. Gregory Houser
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Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Michael Scott, The Office
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He makes me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July!
Darla, The Little Rascals
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He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.
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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford
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He said, there was no spark between us anymore. So I tasered him.
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Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships. Cecily von Ziegesar
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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
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