40+ Funny Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh


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I like long romantic walks down every aisle at target.

You know how people say, “you can’t live without love”? Well, oxygen is even more important.

Dr. Gregory Houser

Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Michael Scott, The Office

He makes me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July!

Darla, The Little Rascals

He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Joan Crawford

He said, there was no spark between us anymore. So I tasered him.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships. Cecily von Ziegesar

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein


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