All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.
My girlfriend isn’t allowed to go to the gym. What is she trying to do? Build the Strength to leave me?
If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!”.
Save WATER! Shower with your Girlfriend.
When she’s mad, even the demons run for cover…
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.
Helen Rowland
Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Helen Rowland
I love you like Sheldon loves his spot.
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.
