Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
When a woman starts laughing during an argument, She’s flipped her psycho switch and is about to murder you.
When a woman says “Do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
When a boy gets jealous, it’s kinda cute. When a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start.
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.
My boyfriend is not allowed to hide his phone from me. As long as we’re together it’s not an iPhone, it’s a wePhone.
If my boyfriend tells me he is hanging with his female friends. I hope it’s 6 of them. So they can carry his casket.
Love me and I’ll move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.
