Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
Ralphie May
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the ZIPPER.
Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
Women might not be able to find their keys, hair ties, or shoes.. but they can remember something you said 8 months ago.
