35+ Funny Inspirational Quotes You’re Going To Love
1. I am not lazy I am on energy saving mode”
2. Once you feel you’re avoided by someone, never disturb them again.”
3. You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of nutella.”
4. Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.”
5. Deal with the world the way it is, not the way you wish it was.”
6. Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived”
7. There is a huge freedom that comes to you when you take nothing personally”
8. Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous”
9. Oh daring, go buy a personality.”
10. An apple a day keeps anyone away …if you throw it hard enough”