Yes, I have a dirty mind, and right now you’re running through it.
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?
Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I’ve done all day.
Can you feel me when I think about you?
I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
You sat down next to me and I think I forgot how to breathe.
I smile whenever I get a message from you.
Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, your mine.
How strange to dream of you, even when I am wide awake.
EXCUSE ME, WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY?
