“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov

“We accept the love we think we deserve.” – Stephen Chbosky

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe
