70+ Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words
1. Trust me, you can dance.” #2. Sprayed febreeze in my bathroom now it smells like shitrus” 3. When people tell me they’re #Spiritual” I’m...
1. Trust me, you can dance.” #2. Sprayed febreeze in my bathroom now it smells like shitrus” 3. When people tell me they’re #Spiritual” I’m...
You Shouldn’t I don’t have that? When you are stupid? I found it dear!? You Shouldn’t Mature with? When you find out? You don’t ask...
“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘What the hell, let’s see what happens.'”— Unknown “If you...
Be gone, and maybe go after someone a little less…me. Seriously. That’s a sign that you better run too, because like, Godzilla or a serial...
“1. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.” “2. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore...
Aren’t we all? Come on! Mhmm. Poor mom! Does it?! Both are bad. It’s for everyone’s good. Just keep on. Never! Maybe once as a...
“There’s no ‘we’ in ‘fries’.” “Just saved tons of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.” “Today may be Single’s Awareness Day, but chin...
30+ OF THE FUNNIEST QUOTES EVER
30+ New Funny Quotes You’re Going To Love. More funny quotes HERE. Steal all the food I want. Also, get off my back too. Rare...