Looking for quotes about April Fools to prank your friends at work, school or college? We have rounded up the best collection of April Fools Day quotes, sayings, wishes, messages, captions, greetings, memes, (with images, pictures, wallpapers) which are really funny and will add humor on 1st April.
APRIL FOOLS DAY QUOTES
- “Keep Calm. It’s only April Fool’s Day.”
- “He who is born a fool is never cured.” – Proverb
- “April Fools went past and you’re the biggest fool at last.”
- “Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” – Euripides
- “When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.” – Cynthia Heimel
- “It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.”
- “Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.” – Irish Proverb
- “Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.” – Nicolas Boileau
- “April Fools’ is the only day to take people seriously.” – Criss Jami
- “A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.” – William Blake
- “If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.” – Welsh Proverb
- “If it thunders on All Fool’s Day, Expect good crops of corn and hay.”
- “We fool ourselves so much we could do it for a living.” – Stephen King
- “It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.” – Anatole France
- “The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.” – Thomas Shadwell
- “Don’t be afraid to be fooled today! It is not a Fool’s day yet it’s March 32!”
- “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” – Virginia Foxx
- “Any fool can make a rule, and any fool with mind it.” – Henry David Thoreau
- “The best office prank I pull on April Fool’s Day is pretending I like being here.”
- “A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.” – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
- “Why are people so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a 31-day March.”
- “Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.” – Gene Brown
- “Errors were not only meant to be committed by fools.” – Michael Bassey Johnson
- “Today is April Fool’s Day. Believe nothing and trust no one…just like any other day.”
- “We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” – Japanese Proverb
- “April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.” – Ambrose Bierce
- “That awkward moment when people don’t believe April Fools Day is really your Birthday…”
- “Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.” – Mark Twain
- “If tomorrow is April 1st, does that mean that more people than usual will lie on the internet?”
- “Let’s rename April Fools Day to “National’s Let’s Pretend we’re pregnant on Facebook Day.””
- “Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.” – Horace
- “If you are not cool, who cares, give a hoot and make a fool out of you.” – P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
- “The day is finally here to wish happy anniversary to the King of Fools! Happy April Fool’s day.”
- “I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fools Day pranks on me.”
- “Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.” – Michel de Montaigne
- “A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.” – William Shakespeare
- “Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.” – Jewish Proverb
- “Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.” – Charles Lamb
- “The best day for you in the whole year is April 1… because that’s the day that suits you best. Happy April Fools Day!”
- “You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis.”
- “If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won’t believe you today. Happy April Fools Day!!”
- “Your inappropriate April Fool’s prank will give me an excellent excuse to report you to HR and leave work early today.”
- “April Fools Day is cancelled this year as no made up prank could match the unbelievable stuff going on in the world right now.”
- “April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.” – Mark Twain
- “It is not easy to make a fool of your own self but I must say that you have done a fairly good enough job. Happy April Fool’s Day.”
- “A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.” – H. L. Mencken
- “So sweet is your smile. So sweet is your style. So sweet is your voice. So sweet is your eye. See how sweetly I lie. Happy April Fool’s Day!!”
- “Hey! You know which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1. You know why? If she accept it’s your luck otherwise just tell April Fool.”
- “Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.” – Akash B Chandran
- “I like a good joke on April Fool’s Day… But there are limits, kids. Don’t post stuff that the credulous can take “for real”. That ain’t “Comedy!””
- “31st March or 1st April. Fool is fool doesn’t matter. Wishing in advance very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool’s Day to the King of Fools.”
- “Making fool a wonderful friend like you on April Fools day. Never press F13 on your keyboard if you agree with me! Happy April Fools Day!”
- “Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?” – George Bernard Shaw
- “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.” – Abraham Lincoln
- “God made daylight and it’s called sun. God made entertainment and it’s called fun. God made night light and it’s called moon. God made you and it’s called cartoon. Happy April Fool.”
- “April Fool is a very special day because you can lie as much as you can. Every prank, sms, text, messages is heartily accepted and no complaint shall ever be made! Happy April Fool’s Day!”
- “Rhymes for April — let me sing The pleasures of returning spring… Fools are made, by far the worst, On other days besides the First.” – William Makepeace Thackeray, The Comic Almanack (1835)
- “The first of April, some do say is set apart for All Fool’s Day; But why the people call it so nor I, nor they themselves, do know, but on this day are people sent on purpose for pure merriment.”
- “I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Durga Puja or even New Year’s day. But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you. Happy April Fool!”
- “April 1 is named Fool’s Day after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost his father’s assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now. It’s great idea fooling you… Happy April Fool day.”
FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES
- “Even the gods love jokes.” – Plato
- “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers
- “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” – Will Rogers
- “April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go.” – Christopher Morley
- “The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” – Mark Twain
- “April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden.” – Marty Rubin
- “Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.” – Charles Lamb
- “I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.” – Alan Coren
- “A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.” – Robert Frost
- “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” – Douglas Adams
APRIL FOOLS QUOTES
- “Keep calm and believe nothing. It’s April Fools Day!!!”
- “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” – William Shakespeare
- “Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers.” – Edna St. Vincent Millay
- “I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.” – Edgar Allan Poe
- “The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.” – Winston Churchill
- “Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.” – Robert Frost
- “It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.” – Max Eastman
- “The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.” – George Orwell
- “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter
APRIL FOOLS DAY QUOTES WITH IMGES
