Short Inspirational Quotes To Motivate You Every Day “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off and do anything to make it happen.” Funny Motivational Quotes “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” – Douglas Adams
Amazingly Funny Inspirational Quotes “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” – Douglas Adams
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#5. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” Cassandra Duffy
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#9. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” Robert Brault
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#17. Best Life love sayings “Never ignore a person who loves you, care for you and misses you… Because one day, you might wake up and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
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Short funny quotes“If you are a student you should always get a good nights to sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’.” – Lemony Snicket
