Top 50+ Awesome Funny Minions Quotes Pictures, Photos, Images & Pics. The Minions Pictures you love and 34 Amazing Minions & funny minion pics with sayings. And also funny minions picture quotes
‘Sorry’ works when a mistake is made, but not when trust is broken. So in life, make mistakes but never break trust. Because forgiving is easy, but forgetting and trusting again is sometimes impossible.”
Most people don’t think I’m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.”
During the day I don’t believe in ghosts, at night I’m a little more open – minded.”
Breaking news! I don’t care.”
I always say #Morning” instead of #Good Morning” because if it were a good morning I’d still be in bed asleep”
We are all mature until somebody brings out some bubble wrap.”
I live on the corner of funny street and silly road, in crazy town which is in psycho valley, in a twisted state of mind.”
The best things about the good old days was that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old.”
Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
Girls who say, #A lot of guys are after me”, should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.”
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should win the lotto, quit my job and be sitting on a beach drinking beer.”
Fact: people with brown or green eyes are hyper and love to laugh. They tend to be quiet at first, but once you get to know them they never shut up. And make amazing friends.”
You remind me of my Chinese friend…”
Without coffee… I wouldn’t be the perky, foul-mouthed, delightful person that I am!!”
Looking at your bestfriend and saying, #I’ll do it if you do it.””
I’m always in trouble for something. It’s just the depth that varies.”
Side by side or miles apart sisters will always be connected by the heart.”
My husband thinks I am crazy. …but I am not the one that married me.”
My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning so I stayed home to take care of it.”
Life has knocked me down a few times, I’ve seen things I never want to see again, but one thing is for sure, I’ll always get back up, I will never stay down.”
*Too hot* *Blanket off* *Too cold* *Blanket back on* *Hot again* *Sticks foot out of blanket* *Hears creepy noise* *Sticks foot back in*”
Friendship is finding that special someone you can really enjoy acting like a dumb ass with!”
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth…”
Funny Minions Picture Quotes
If a guy only wants you for your legs, breasts and thighs… send him to Kentucky fried chicken.”
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.”
A bunch of people out there are looking for pokemon but won’t look for a job just let that sink in.”
A good laugh and a long sleep are two best cures for anything.”
I would swim the ocean for you… Lol just kidding there’s sharks in there”
Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they don’t exist.”
Don’t judge me for the choices I make when you don’t know the options I had to choose from.”
Before and after you work hard and build yourself up because you’ve never had a sugardaddy, you don’t need a sugardaddy & ur not that kind of girl”
Im not lazy. Im just on my energy saving mode”
If your make up isn’t done, your hair is a mess and you’re in your PJS and he still con’t resist taking you into his arms, he’s a keeper.”
This is my coffee face”
My body know how old I am but my mind refuses to believe it.”
That awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.”
Not everyone you lose is a loss. Unless it’s me, then you’ve screwed up.”
I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate!”
New word: Exhaustipated here is a new word to add to your vocabulary. It will be especially useful to us senior folks! Exhaustipated: meaning #too tired to give a shit.””
A minion and his banana. Still a better love story than twilight”
How normal people check their pen for ink how I check my pen for ink”
Are you free tonight?” #No, I’m expensive.”
Marry someone who can cook. Looks fade, hunger doesn’t.”
On my application forms, when it says who to contact in an emergency… I always put, ambulance or police… I mean, what the hell is my mother gonna do!?”
I serously just wanna cuddle up and watch an old Disney movie with hot chocolate and ignore life and everyone and everything.”
Never ask Google for medical advice I have gone from mild headache to clinically dead in three clicks…”
There is always that one person who catches you doing something weird.”
When I was younger, we didn’t have behavioral disorders. They called it #being a brat” it was as simple as that!”
If you choose to be in relationship, be honest and be loyal. If you can’t do those simple things.. be single.”
I was told to check my attitude… I did… It’s still there… It’s not gone anywhere, what’s the problem?”
Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like #yep, I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.”
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.”
I’m not cold hearted. I’m just tired of getting screwed over.”
If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years then you are no longer just friends. You are family”
Do you ever just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night.”
I don’t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper place mats with puzzles… Game on!”
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.”
I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving.”
