100 Funny Rain Quotes, Sayings, Jokes and Memes

Looking for some cute and funny rainy day quotes for the monsoons? We’ve rounded up 100 best rain quotes, sayings, (with images, pictures and memes) for you to share with friends and family. Rainy days allow you enjoy the “me time” that you don’t always get the chance to enjoy. Staying home, reading, watching movie, snacking and watching the rain can be great fun.

FUNNY RAIN QUOTES AND SAYINGS

Whether you need to update your status this Monsoon, or share a post on Facebook, these funny rainy day quotes are perfect to compliment a cool rainy day picture. Enjoying the rain with friend or your loved one is always a great idea. It is one of the most romantic and amazing feeling. You can dance, puddle, walk or drive in the heavy downpour and enjoy the weather with cool rainy day messages!

“Keep calm and love rainy days.”
“Rain is just confetti from the sky.”
“I like people who smile when it’s raining.”
“Let a smile be your umbrella on a rainy day.”
“Some people feel the rain others just get wet.”
“Rainy days. Good books and a cup of hot coffee.”
“Rain, rain, don’t go away. Stay and play another day!”
“I’m looking forward to summer the rain gets warmer.”
“When life gives you a rainy day, play in the puddles.”
“I need the seasons to live to the rhythm of rain and sun.”
“Rainy days are perfect days to cuddle and watch movies.”
“People run from the rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”
“Let’s agree that the office should be closed when it rains.”
“The best thing one can do when it‘s raining is to let it rain.”
“So it’s raining? You’re not sugar you won’t melt…so enjoy it.”
“Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.”
“Some people walk in the rain. I’d rather jump in the puddles.”
“A rainy day at the beach is better than a sunny day at the office.”
“If people were rain, then I was a drizzle and she was a hurricane.”
“God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.”
“I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams sometimes.”
“The way I see it if you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.”
“Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.”
“When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella.”
“The person who dances with you in the rain will most likely walk with you in the storm.”
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” – Mae West
“Rainy day. Just do not get wet. Just be set, let your worries wash away with every drop that falls. Happy rainy day.”
“Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.”
“Being soaked alone is cold. Being soaked with your best friend is an adventure.” – Emily Wing Smith
“When I was young I used to watch two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend it was a race.”
“I like shy and introverted characters in a rain party. They exude this intrinsic depth of sincerity. It’s inspiring.”
“Life’s not about waiting for the storm to pass… It’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Vivian Greene
“Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.” – Rabindranath Tagore
“And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.” – Fran Lebowitz
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” ― Charlie Chaplin
“Poetry is just so emo.” he said. “Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.” ― John Green
“Are the days of winter sunshine just as sad for you, too? When it is misty, in the evenings, and I am out walking by myself, it seems to me that the rain is falling through my heart and causing it to crumble into ruins.” ― Gustave Flaubert
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” ― Bill Watterson
“Love like rain, can nourish from above, drenching couples with a soaking joy. But sometimes under the angry heat of life, love dries on the surface and must nourish from below, tending to its roots keeping itself alive.” ― Paulo Coelho,
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk between the raindrops.” ― Nikki Giovanni
“October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds and driving rain and November arrived, cold as frozen iron, with hard frosts every morning and icy drafts that bit at exposed hands and faces.” ― J.K. Rowling
“Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.” ~ Sam (Hilary Duff), A Cinderella Story” ― Hilary Duff
“Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.” ― Roger Miller
“It didn’t rain for you, maybe, but it always rains for me. The sky shatters and rains shards of glass.” ― Tablo
“Singing in the rain. I’m singing in the rain. And it’s such a fucking glorious feeling.” ― David Levithan
“The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.” ― Dr. Seuss
“He turned to look just in time to see the rain start falling out as if the storm had finally decided to weep with shame for what it had done to them.” ― James Dashner
“The richness of the rain made me feel safe and protected; I have always considered the rain to be healing—a blanket—the comfort of a friend. Without at least some rain in any given day, or at least a cloud or two on the horizon, I feel overwhelmed by the information of sunlight and yearn for the vital, muffling gift of falling water.” ― Douglas Coupland
“You can dance in the storm. Don’t wait for the rain to be over before because it might take too long. You can can do it now. Wherever you are, right now, you can start, right now; this very moment.” ― Israelmore Ayivor
“The magic of purpose and of love in its purest form. Not televison love, with its glare and hollow and sequined glint; not sex and allure, all high shoes and high drama, everything both too small and in too much excess, but just love. Love like rain, like the smell of a tangerine, like a surprise found in your pocket.” ― Deb Caletti
“They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say ‘Shit, it’s raining!” ― Charles Frazier
“The unwelcome November rain had perversely stolen the day’s last hour and pawned it with that ancient fence, the night.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Why the Egyptian, Arabic, Abyssinian, Choctaw? Well, what tongue does the wind talk? What nationality is a storm? What country do rains come from? What color is lightning? Where does thunder goe when it dies?” ― Ray Bradbury
“Sometimes the clouds weren’t weightless. Sometimes their bellies got dark and full. It was life. It happened. It didn’t mean it wasn’t scary, or that I wasn’t still afraid, but now I knew that as long as I was standing under it with Braden beside me when those clouds broke, I’d be alright. We’d get rained on together. Knowing Braden he’d have a big ass umbrela to shelter us from the worst of it. That there was an uncertain future I could handle.” ― Samantha Young
“From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it.” ― Tony Hillerman
“The rain fluctuates between drizzle and torrential. It messes with your mind. It makes you think things will always be like this, never getting better, always letting you down right when you though the worst was over.” ― Susane Colasanti
“Look at the rain long enough, with no thoughts in your head, and you gradually feel your body falling loose, shaking free of the world of reality. Rain has the power to hypnotize.” ― Haruki Murakami
“I love walking in the rain because no one can see me crying” ― Rowan Atkinson
“Eyes so young, so full of pain … Two lonely drops of winter rain … And no tear could these eyes sustain … For too much had they seen.” ― Shaun Hick