Young mother usually avoid breastfeeding their baby, which is harmful for both mother and the child. To raise awareness regarding breast feeding , its importance for baby as well as mother, World Breastfeeding Week (WBW) is celebrated from 1 to 7 of August annually.
The month of august is recognised as National Breastfeeding Awareness Month or National breastfeeding month in different countries.
World Breastfeeding Day is celebrated on first of august following National Breastfeeding Awareness Month and week.
Following are the funny and kick ass breastfeeding slogans for mothers and baby to use as a car bumper sticker and inspiring quotes related to breastfeeding.
- 80 Funny and Kick ass Breastfeeding Slogans
- Breastfeeding Quotes
80 Funny and Kick ass Breastfeeding Slogans
“It’s not about my right to breastfeed, it’s about my child’s right to eat.”
“Breastfeeding: Go on, eat the whole block.”
“Breastfeeding: More you, less moo”
“Milk and Love: Perfect Together”
“Breastfeeding: Lose weight while you sit in an armchair”
“This baby needs my milk; Not your approval.”
“Be a star and follow the milky way.”
“Baby + Breastmilk = Best formula in the world”
“From peaceful parenting momma, Lauren.”
“Reduce Preventable Disease: Breastfeed!”
“I see mommy’s boobies more in a day than daddy does in a year.”
“Ready Made With Love.”
“If my breastfeeding offends you, feel free to put a blanket over YOUR head!”
“As soon as you are ready to eat your lunch in the bathroom, I’ll breastfeed there.”
“Breastfeeding: Who can be bothered getting out of bed in winter?”
“Breastfeeding: Have two hands free to eat cake”
“Breastmilk: It’s What’s For Dinner “
“Give ’em the breast breakfast!”
“Breastmilk Each Day Helps Baby Work, Rest and Play!”
“Breastfeeding: Nature’s dummy!”
“IF breastfeeding is sexual, then a bottle is a dildo.”
“Why buy the cow when you get mama’s milk for free?”
“My tummy is full of mummy love.”
“My honor student was breast-fed.”
“I breastfed my kids before it was cool.”
“Breastfeeding: So I could buy myself some new tops”
“Mommy’s milk is better than any udder milk!”
“Breastfeeding: Like they do on the discovery channel.”
“Mothersucker.”
“All my other shirts are milk-stained.”
“Breastfeeding: Lunch is on me.”
“Mom feeds me for FREE!”
“I Make Something that Kills Cancer!”
“I’m so cool I store milk in my bra!”
“There’s nothing quite so yummy as warm milk from my mummy.”
“My milkshakes feed all the kids in the yard.”
“Babies are Born to Breastfeed.”
“My Favorite Tipple Comes from Mommy’s Nipple!”
“Instant Happy Baby: Just Add Breastmilk!”
“Nursing – Natures own breast enhancement.”
“Breastmilk: Nature’s Immunization”
“I make the milk in this family.”
“That’s my baby’s lunch you are staring at…”
“Hot mamas breastfeed.”
“I’ll wean when I’m ready!”
“Don’t be a Boob: Support Breastfeeding!”
“Offended by breastfeeding? Don’t look!”
“Breastfeeding: Because oxytocin rocks my world”
“Breastfeeders do it anywhere.”
“Breastfeeding: Natures drink with superior packaging”
“Breastfeeding: More room in the handbag, less junk in the trunk”
“Breast milk…never been recalled.”
“I breastfeed because I couldn’t produce enough formula.”
“Yes, I am still breastfeeding; Get over it.”
“Proud maker of the World’s Healthiest Fast Food.”
“I drink milk made for my own.”
“10 out of 10 Babies Prefer Breastmilk!”
“Milk from my mummy, is so much more yummy.”
” (.)(.) : License to Feed”
“Milk Machine”
“These boobs were made for nursing.”
“I Make Milk! What’s Your Superpower? “
“Breastfeeding: More to spend on shoes”
“Breastfeeding vs. Dieting: No Contest”
“Choosy toddlers choose breastmilk.”
“Formula is for racing cars. Breastmilk is for babies.”
“Silly! My milk doesn’t come from a cow!”
“Breastfeeding: Baby gets a snack, you get a rack!”
“Formula: $10. Pacifier: $2. Breastfeeding: Priceless.”
“I drink until I pass out.”
“Silly Daddy, boobs are for babies!”
“Breastfeeding is not a choice, it’s a responsibility.”
“Breastfeeding: I make milk. What’s your superpower?”
“Normalize breastfeeding. Nurse in public.”
“Don’t be a weaner. Breastfeeding is for toddlers too!”
“Yes. I am STILL breastfeeding. Get over it.”
“Meals on Heels”
“There’s a reason dummies are nipple shaped…”
“I eat the World’s Healthiest Fast Food.”
“Breastfeeding: Because I hate washing up”
“My baby does not like to eat in the bathroom. Do you?”
“Breastfeeding: “A Moveable Feast””
“Got Boob? Milk it!”
“Breastmilk: Never been recalled.”
“Breastfeeding: Ready when you are.”
“Breastfeeding: Tested on (little) animals.”
“Breastfeeding: Better for the bank balance”
“Breastmilk Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away!”
“Baby on Boob!”
“Breastfeeding: 100% environmentally friendly”
“Milk Bar: Open 24/7”
Breastfeeding Quotes
“Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman’s breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.” » Robert A. Heinlein
“Breastfeeding is a mother’s gift to herself, her baby and the earth.” » Pamela K. Wiggins
“There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we’d all been weaned too soon.” » Gunter Grass
“People need to understand that when they’re deciding between breastmilk and formula, they’re not deciding between Coke and Pepsi…. They’re choosing between a live, pure substance and a dead substance made with the cheapest oils available.” » Chele Marmet
“If a multinational company developed a product that was a nutritionally balanced and delicious food, a wonder drug that both prevented and treated disease, cost almost nothing to produce and could be delivered in quantities controlled by the consumers’ needs, the very announcement of their find would send their shares rocketing to the top of the stock market. The scientists who developed the product would win prizes and the wealth and influence of everyone involved would increase dramatically. Women have been producing such a miraculous substance, breastmilk, since the beginning of human existence.” » Gabrielle Palmer
“If I had only known when I had my first . . . I definitely experienced a lot of challenges. As a result, I’m on a mission with every pregnant woman I see! I’ll ask, “So are you planning to breastfeed? Have you prepared?” If anyone had told me what to expect, or had given me some pointers, I would have been able to have a very different experience.” » Jenna Elfman
“Do not nurse a kid who wears braces.”
“Boobs are for breastfeeding.”
“When she first felt her son’s groping mouth attach itself to her breast, a wave of sweet vibration thrilled deep inside and radiated to all parts of her body; it was similar to love, but it went beyond a lover’s caress, it brought a great calm happiness, a great happy calm.” » Milan Kundera
“Breastfeeding is nature’s health plan.”
“There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can’t get it.” » Irena Chalmers
“Breastfeeding is a gift that lasts a lifetime.”
“The moment she had laid the child to the breast both became perfectly calm.” » Isak Dinesen
“Mothers ought to bring up and nurse their own children; for they bring them up with greater affection and with greater anxiety, as loving them from the heart, and so to speak, every inch of them.” » Plutarch
“Breastfeeding is best.”
“It is only in the act of nursing that a woman realizes her motherhood in visible and tangible fashion; it is a joy of every moment.” » Honoré de Balzac
“No one who has seen a baby sinking back satiated from the breast and falling asleep with flushed cheeks and a blissful smile can escape the reflection that this picture persists as a prototype of the expression of sexual satisfaction in later life.” » Sigmund Freud
“A woman’s life isn’t worth a plateful of cabbage if she hasn’t felt life stir under her heart. Taking a little one to nurse, watching him grow to manhood, that’s what love is.” » Carol Shields, The Stone Diaries
“How idiotic civilization is! Why be given a body if you have to keep it shut up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?” » Katherine Mansfield
“I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.” » Alanis Morissett
“While breastfeeding may not seem the right choice for every parent, it is the best choice for every baby.” » Amy Spangler
“Does breast milk come in chocolate?”
“When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to leave, what message do we send about the roles of women? In some ways we’re as committed to the old madonna-whore dichotomy as ever. And the madonna stays home, feeding the baby behind the blinds, a vestige of those days when for a lady to venture out was a flagrant act of public exposure.” » Anna Quindlen
“Formula feeding is the longest lasting uncontrolled experiment lacking informed consent in the history of medicine” » Frank Oski, M.D.
“Bottle feeding also made a fetish out of cleanliness, and maybe all the washing and scrubbing has further reduced the pleasure we take in our body and in life.” »
“They who on mere curiosity (where no urgent necessity requireth) try whether their children may not as birds be nourished without sucking, offend contrary to this duty of breast feeding and reflect that meanes which God hath ordained as best; and so oppose their shallow wits to his unsearchable wisdom.” » William Gouge
“I look at breastfeeding the same way I look at fitness: it’s about taking care of yourself. You need to be around people who support and nurture you at a very vulnerable time. Best for Babes is helping to change the 360 degree world around new moms so they get that support.” » Gabrielle Reece
“A pair of substantial mammary glands have the advantage over the two hemispheres of the most learned professor’s brain in the art of compounding a nutritive fluid for infants.” » Oliver Wendell Holmes
“Mother’s milk, time-tested for millions of years, is the best nutrient for babies because it is nature’s perfect food.” » Robert S. Mendelsohn
“The benefits to the mother of immediate breastfeeding are innumerable, not the least of which after the weariness of labor and birth is the emotional gratification, the feeling of strength, the composure, and the sense of fulfillment that comes with the handling and suckling of the baby.” » Ashley Montague
“A newborn baby has only three demands. They are warmth in the arms of its mother, food from her breasts, and security in the knowledge of her presence. Breastfeeding satisfies all three.” » Grantly Dick-Read
“Breastfeeding is the best diet. I want to eat healthy for her, so it’s easy to say no to pizza.” » Nancy O’Dell
“I think we all have more strength and power within us than we know. I became a BfB Champion for Moms because they are all about empowering moms about their feeding decisions and surrounding them with positive people and the education they need to succeed.” » Laila Ali
“A baby nursing at a mother’s breast… is an undeniable affirmation of our rootedness in nature.” » David Suzuki
“A good 18 months. That baby never even saw a bottle. He went everywhere with me — premieres, award shows. I would just find a back room and hook him up.” » James P. Grant
“Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.” » Mike Harding
“Bread is for us a kind of successor to the motherly breast, and it has been over the centuries responsible for billions of sighs of satisfaction.” » Margaret Visser
“Ah, the joy of suckling! She lovingly watched the fishlike motions of the toothless mouth and she imagined that with her milk there flowed into her little son her deepest thoughts, concepts, and dreams.” » Milan Kundera
“Breastfeeding is an instinctual and natural act, but it is also an art that is learned day by day. The reality is that almost all women can breastfeed, have enough milk for their babies and learn how to overcome problems both large and small. It is almost always simply a matter of practical knowledge and not a question of good luck.” » La Leche League
“Breastfeeding is an unsentimental metaphor for how love works, in a way. You don’t decide how much and how deeply to love — you respond to the beloved, and give with joy exactly as much as they want.” » Marni Jackson
“No one could give her such soothing and sensible consolation as this little three-month-old creature when he lay at her breast and she felt the movement of his lips and the snuffling of his tiny nose.” » Leo Tolstoy
“When I first had the baby, I was breastfeeding for two years straight, so we were together for two years of his life — every day, all hours of the day. So I was two people, and I eventually morphed back into one. Now he’s part of me. He’s very independent as a result of it.” » Erykah Badu
“It’s an amazing bond with your child. Some cultures do it up to five years, normally. I thought, ’Well, I’ll just do it as long as it feels right for my son.” » Kelly Rutherford
“Breastfeeding is a natural “safety net” against the worst effects of poverty. If the child survives the first month of life (the most dangerous period of childhood) then for the next four months or so, exclusive breastfeeding goes a long way toward canceling out the health difference between being born into poverty and being born into affluence …. It is almost as if breastfeeding takes the infant out of poverty for those first few months in order to give the child a fairer start in life and compensate for the injustice of the world into which it was born.” » James P. Grant
“Mammals: a family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.” » Ambrose Bierce
“When we trust the makers of baby formula more than we do our own ability to nourish our babies, we lose a chance to claim an aspect of our power as women. Thinking that baby formula is as good as breast milk is believing that thirty years of technology is superior to three million years of nature’s evolution. Countless women have regained trust in their bodies through nursing their children, even if they weren’t sure at first that they could do it. It is an act of female power, and I think of it as feminism in its purest form.” » Christine Northrup
“It is really cute when they are nursing together. He just looks at her, and checks her out, and puts his hand on her little feet. It gives him this close-up intimate look at her, and it’s very beautiful to see them to kind of get to know each other. When a child is starting to be independent, to be able to come back to the mother and hold on, they are processing things when they are nursing. The world is a big place for us, imagine what it is for them. For children, it’s a nurturing, cuddly place to come back to that’s safe, where they can process the world that they are in. I see my son processing, and my daughter already; they sit, they look at you, they are safe, they have a moment to breathe, to be nurtured.” » Kelly Rutherford
“My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard.” » David Allen
“Breast milk is better than any udder milk!”
