Funny Quotes and Sayings that will laugh at your face “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. “Just because the voices only talk to me doesn’t mean you should get all jealous. You’re just a little too crazy for their taste.”
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#17. Top hilarious quotes that make you laugh till you cry “It’s been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I’m like, ‘Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?’ Because I’m trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up. John Mulaney
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#31. Funny inspirational quotes about life “It’s such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you’re not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it. Johnny Depp
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Funny quotes about life sayings “Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you.”
short funny quotes sayings “Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings. Ellen DeGeneres
