“Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.” — Unknown
“Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm lock is the police.”— Unknown
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”— Unknown
“When someone makes fun of you for being short they’re basically just saying that the worst thing about you is that there just isn’t enough of you.”— Unknown
“I don’t have X’s, I have Y’s. Like ‘Y the hell did I date you?'”— Unknown
“Flawsome: (Adj.) An individual who embraces their ‘flaws’ and knows they’re awesome regardless.” — Unknown
“Lesson one: only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie.” — Unknown
“Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.” — Unknown
“Keep your chin up…otherwise you are just looking at your boobs all day.”— Unknown
“When in doubt, remember FISH: F-ck it, sh-t happens.” — Unknown
