Carol Creighton Burnett (born April 26, 1933) is an American actress, comedian, singer, and writer. She is commonly known for her TV variety show, The Carol Burnett Show.
Following are the Carol Burnett Quotes with images.
Carol Burnett Quotes
“I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.” — Carol Burnett
“Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.” — Carol Burnett
“We don’t stop going to school when we graduate.” — Carol Burnett
“Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.” — Carol Burnett
“I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don’t work out, that’s when I’ve really learned.” — Carol Burnett
“When you have a dream, you’ve got to grab it and never let go.” — Carol Burnett
“Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.” — Carol Burnett
“Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.” — Carol Burnett
“You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That’s an education in itself.“ — Carol Burnett
“You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it’s the disease that’s hating you, not them.” — Carol Burnett
“I don’t have false teeth. Do you think I’d buy teeth like these?” — Carol Burnett
“Before you go to bed, write down three ‘gratefuls’ for the day and three ‘did wells’ (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!” — Carol Burnett
“Comedy is a tragedy plus time.” — Carol Burnett
“It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it’s too bad that we don’t have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team’s lawyers.” — Carol Burnett
“No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.” — Carol Burnett
