#81. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I remind myself that you can’t always trust Google maps”
#82. I guess those enlargement pills are working because you’re twice the dick you were yesterday.”
#83. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.”
#84. Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat and you are unaware of what year you’re in.”
#85. Short funny words “Help held helo”
#86. I don’t always pay attention but when I do, I still don’t know what the fuck you said”
#87. Lost your pen = no pen No pen = no notes No notes = no study no study = fail fail = no diploma no diploma = no work no work = no money no money = no food no food = you get skinny skinny = then you get ugly ugly = no lover no lover – no marriage no marriage = no children no children = alone alone = depression depression = sickness sickness = death lesson: Don’t lose your pen.”
#88. Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.”
#89. If he is willing to give you the moon and stars you should be willing to sacrifice Uranus”
#90. You, sir, are the human version of period cramps”
