#61. You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, the school had a blackout & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria.”
#62. This teacher helped save her student’s life by donating her kidney: abc7ne.ws/1UkKYAp my teacher marks me absent when I’m in class”
#63. Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because that asshole is finally someone else’s problem!”
#64. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy. I’m gonna sit here and let karma screw you.”
#65. Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry I am still working on it”
#66. Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.”
#67. Girls with curly hair I wish I had straight hair girls with straight hair I wish I had curly hair boys: I just want hair on my head”
#68. Of course, I’m an organ donor. Who wouldn’t want a piece of this?”
#69. I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things & get really excited”
#70. Me trying to listen to my own advice”
